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Quiptracks: Equilibrium (4x628)

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In the first years of the 21st century, solely in response to "I've Got a Feelin'" by the Black Eyed Peas, feelings of any kind were prohibited by law. Now the people of Libria have nothing to do besides concoct ridiculous new martial arts, the apex of these efforts being "Gunkata", which is exactly like gunfighting but while surrounded and standing completly still. It is with this infallible fighting style that Third Concillery Tetragrammaton Cleric John Preston (Batman) hopes to irradicate the rebelious parasites stirring up unwanted feelings in the Nethers of Libria. But he also came up with a cool new way to hold a sword so he uses that too sometimes. Everything changes for Preston when he misses his twice-daily dose of Prozium 2 (the sniffling, feeling, crying, laughing, fury, least angry you ever got at a dictator medicine). Free of the drugs suppressing his emotions, Preston discovers the simple joy of handrails, the prettiness of a rainbow, and the cuddly-wuddlyness of puppies. But he's still super bad ass.