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Hor-RIFF-ic: My Bloody Valentine (1981) (4x4)

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Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has decided to spread the blood love, with their next sickeningly funny offering: My Bloody Valentine (1981). Gary (I-don’t-like-to-be-touched) Slasher and his always lovely corpse bride Erin are more than willing to dissect this Canadian horror classic. What do you need to make a horror movie in Canada? * Beer - a lot of it. * Miners - the less safety conscience the better. * “Eh?” - a lot of them. * Harmonicas - there can be only one! * Women with low standards. * And a dryer that can handle a severely unbalanced load. Presented in mind-blowing 2D!!! Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has gone the extra mile and is providing tracks to both the theatrical and uncut DVD versions of the original 1981 film. It must be loath love!