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Contamination (1x302)

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Delivered straight from Mars to a mysterious abandoned boat to the sewers of New York City to your very own home, it’s a big steaming pile of Contamination! Emphasis on the “big steaming pile” part. This is some high-grade Italian shlock cinema, full of sci-fi thrills, horror chills, and long-scenes-of-planning-and-administration spills! A large ship full of corpses and strange green eggs shows up in the New York harbor, and it’s up to Colonel Stella Holmes and a washed-up drunken astronaut to save the world. Save the world from what’s inside the eggs, you might ask? No, no, it’s just the eggs themselves. Just laying there, all big and gross and unable to move without help. But don’t get too close to the eggs or they’ll explode and make a mess! It shouldn’t be too hard to avoid them, actually. And really, as long as you don’t pick the eggs up, you’ll be fine. Still, the entire Earth is at risk! From the very scary eggs! With a score by “The Goblin” (better known for better movies like Suspiria) and an opening credit for “The Alien Cyclops” you're in for a real strange treat with this one. Get your disinfecting wipes ready and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for Contamination!