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Assassin's Creed 4 Rock Anthem (8x43)

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●LYRICS● Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best There's nothing more to say But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap But I'm still the baddest pirate around 'Cause I've got this treasure map *HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate's life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin' fools for free *REPEAT* They call me Eddie Kenway, man I'm the scourge of the land and sea Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades And maybe a little scurvy Don't got a stupid peg leg Or a dumbass hook for a hand But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass If you mess with my pirate band I'll grab my musket And I bust it Got lovely hair, you can't touch it I steal maps Don't give craps Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap *CHORUS* 'Cause I'm a pirate Living my life all high on the seven seas I'm a pirate Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please Four guns I blast Slash throats as I pass Kissing those sexy wenches Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude And the rest of ya'll are bitches *END CHORUS* *HOOK x2* Boarding your ship to pillage and kill Don't even need it I just love to steal All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship Eating oranges to prevent scurvy Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick 'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick I'll grab my musket And I bust it Got a badass beard You can't touch it I steal maps Don't give craps Got pretty girls And I'm sitting on their laps *CHORUS* *HOOK x2* Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate) Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate) Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate) I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate) Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate) Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate) Gettin' booty (Cuz