The Skyrim Parodies

The Dovahkiin goes to war with a dragon. See what happens when the companion we love to hate, Lydia, joins her.

Oh Lydia, she never listens. This is what happens when you try to sneak up on an enemy with her around.

The Dragonborn spends an evening out swashbuckling with another companion. Erik the Slayer may be a farm boy at heart, but he's fun, excellent with a sword, and easy on the eyes. Will the night go as planned? Not if Lydia has anything to do with it.

At the request of Danica Pure-Spring, The Dragonborn ventures on The Blessings of Nature quest to gather sap from the magical Eldergleam Tree. A pilgrim, Maurice Jondrelle, offers his assistance, but turns out to be worthless in the face of danger on the enemy-ridden roads of Skyrim.

One Whiterun Guard explains his side of the story. Is he really as tough as he seems or are tiny violins playing across the land?

One of Lydia's not-so-fine qualities is her ability to become distracted by the mere whiff of danger. When traveling the land, the Dragonborn is forced to keep an eye on her companion to ensure she doesn't wander away.

We follow the Dragonborn and Lydia into war with the enemy: The Forsworn. These barbarian brutes may be covered in fur and hide, but their skills with archaic weapons is unparalleled. Is this the end for our two heroes?