Square Pegs

  • : 1982
  • : 20
  • : 3
  • CBS
  • Comedy

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1x1
Pilot
Episode overview
27, 1982
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.
1x2
A Cafeteria Line
Episode overview
04, 1982
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.
1x3
Pac Man Fever
Episode overview
11, 1982
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.
1x4
Square Pigskins
Episode overview
18, 1982
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.
1x5
Halloween XII
Episode overview
01, 1982
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.
1x6
A Simple Attachment
Episode overview
08, 1982
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.
1x7
Weemaweegate
Episode overview
15, 1982
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.
1x8
Open 24 Hours
Episode overview
22, 1982
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.
1x9
Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
Episode overview
29, 1982
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.
1x10
Hardly Working
Episode overview
13, 1982
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)
1x11
A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
Episode overview
20, 1982
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
1x12
A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
Episode overview
20, 1982
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?
1x13
It's All How You See Things
Episode overview
27, 1982
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.
1x14
Merry Pranksters
Episode overview
10, 1983
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.
1x15
It's Academical
Episode overview
24, 1983
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.
1x16
The Stepanowicz Papers
Episode overview
31, 1983
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.
1x17
To Serve Weemawee All My Days
Episode overview
07, 1983
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.
1x18
No Substitutions
Episode overview
14, 1983
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.
1x19
No Joy in Weemawee
Episode overview
21, 1983
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.
1x20
The Arrangement
Episode overview
07, 1983
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

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