Son of the Beach

  • : 2000
  • : 42
  • : 12
  • FX
  • Comedy

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3x1
Penetration Island
Episode overview
18, 2002
Notch and the gang head to the Island of Bulimia by Tex Finklestein at "UBM" wanting higher ratings. When they get there, they are to play "Penetration Island", where the grand prize is .. show full overview
3x2
Saturday Night Queefer
Episode overview
25, 2002
Johnny Queefer returns to town to take on his dreams of becoming a broadway star. Johnny dances at one point with Porcelain and drops her and she cuts open her breasts and all the saline .. show full overview
3x3
In the Line of Booty
Episode overview
02, 2002
Someone tries to kill rapper Larry ""Biggy"" Little, and Jamaica's new rapper boyfriend is blamed.
3x4
Three Days of the Condom
Episode overview
09, 2002
When Notch's gang finds out that B.J. has gone missing from her D.C. internship, the gang travels to D.C. to find her. Having almost given up, Notch and the SPF-30 finally get their BJ, .. show full overview
3x5
Witness for the Prostitution
Episode overview
16, 2002
Notch is honored at the State Univeristy College of Malibu Adjacent (S.U.C.M.A., home of the Cocks) with the opening of a lavatory science building named after him. But all is not well. .. show full overview
3x6
The Gay Team
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23, 2002
A villain named ""Heinous Anus"" (RuPaul) is making young men disappear from the beach, and they are all ending up in a place called ""Gaytrix"". Chip ends up being captured by Heinous .. show full overview
3x7
You Only Come Once
Episode overview
30, 2002
Stinkfinger wants revenge on the people of the world because he didn't get workman's compensation because of an explosion that occured where he was working and he seeks revenge by trying .. show full overview
3x8
Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
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06, 2002
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3x9
Godfather Knows Best
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13, 2002
Jamaica is shocked when Vinnie Fellachio claims to be the father she has never known.
3x10
Empty the Dragon
Episode overview
20, 2002
Notch travels to Japan with Kimberlee, Chip and Porcelain for the Nagasaki Fried Chicken (NFC) Karaoke Championships. To Porcelain's dismay, the blonde Kimberlee gets all the attention .. show full overview
3x11
The Long Hot Johnson
Episode overview
27, 2002
Notch's old wet nurse Aunt Jizzy and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their .. show full overview
3x12
Taco Lips Now (1)
Episode overview
17, 2002
In a flashback to Notch's war days, we see how his commanding officer Colonel Kooze ""improperly disposed of"" the village of Tam Pon. Kooze implores Notch to ""never tell"" about this .. show full overview
3x13
Jailhouse Notch (2)
Episode overview
24, 2002
Notch is convicted of the war crime and goes to jail, where he meets all sorts of unsavory characters, but soon he breaks out and begins his search for Colonel Kooze so he can clear his .. show full overview
3x14
Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
Episode overview
01, 2002
""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and .. show full overview

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