Late Show with David Letterman
       
      Late Show with David Letterman
      Show #1009 (5x147)
      
      :  14, 1998
      Dave gripes about the eight-minute late start for the show tonight due to golf coverage.  Rapidly becoming despondent, he picks up a bottle of tequila and tosses back a few at the desk.  Also, Dave mentions that the CBS program Diagnosis Murder had the unfortunate distinction of airing a brand new episode up against the Seinfeld finale, and shows a clip that proves that they were phoning it in.