I Never Liked You

We Hated the New Jurassic Park Movie (1x79)

: 10, 2025

THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS FULL OF SPOILERS! We saw Jurassic Park: Rebirth and… yeah, we hated it. Confusing plot, weird choices, zero stakes. We break down why this movie didn’t work — and why we’re tired of this franchise coming back from the dead.