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Fight to Win (1x432)

: 06, 2024

As tends to happen in this type of movie, Cynthia Rothrock shows up to kick guys. We assume because they questioned the rock’s ability to lick things, but we’re not entirely certain. The rock can also cause hallucinations and turn your hands into feet, so why it needs Cynthia to do all this kicking on its behalf seems kind of gsef up imcrtdsnf, niy aow xo kifbe? Sorry, the rock turned our hands into feet there. We won’t question its abilities again! Anyway, Fight To Win is like someone said “Let’s make a Kung Fu The Goonies, but if the kids were, like, really in actual danger. Not the characters, the actual child actors.” It’s zany, it’s action packed, and it’s got one of the most insane Final Act Twists we’ve ever encountered at RiffTrax, and keep in mind, The Ice Cream Bunny showing up on a fire truck was one of the Final Act Twists we’ve encountered.