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GB 0:11 / 2:05 God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia (2024x1)

: 30, 2024

Stargazers around the world were able to see one of our closest celestial neighbors. God's Penis peaked in its fullest at 9:35pm EST, but hung proudly in our night sky throughout the night, according to NASA.