Little Britain
Smallest Ant (1x6)
: 21, 2003
• The Prime Minister is having a meeting with the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
• ITV have want Dennis Waterman to reprise all his roles from Minder.
• In Darkly Noone, Dr Alban diagnoses Vicky as being eight months pregnant.
• At the Annual Police Federation Dinner, Denver Mills has been booked to give an after-dinner speech.
• Lou's taken Andy to the newsagent to pick out a birthday card for his brother Declan.
• Marjorie bumps into Paul and Meera at the supermarket.
• Ray's got the TV Repair man in and tries to give the most crpyitcal explanation of what happened.
• Dr Lawrence has taken Anne home with him.
• Des Kaye bumps into his former boss Robin Dee and Dicky Bubble.
• Lou and Andy look at holiday destinations, Andy insists he wants to go to Helsinki.
• At Kelsey Grammer school, Mr Cleeves reads out some messages.
• Sandra and Ralph Patterson break into the offices of the Royal Shakespeare company.
• Back at Dr Lawrence's home Anne has some creative uses for egg and tuna sandwiches.
• The pianist stops playing when he realises he's forgotten to set his video recorder to tape Room 101.
• Dame Sally adlibs a plot involving a character reciting the entire Bible.
• Matthew Waterhouse gatecrashes a board room meeting with a trolley full of ideas for breakfast cereals.
• It's Maria's funeral, Lou's being as gentle as he can with Andy.
• In a charity shop a lady is asking the store owners if anyone died in various items of colthing.
• Dr Lawrence and the children are playing outside and Anne's busy throwing objects out of an upstairs window.
• Emily Howard's at the seaside having a hard time convincing various people he's a lady.
• The World Record Attempters exhibit the world's smallest ant.