Whicker's World

More People Die of Childbite than Snakebite... (17x5)

: 29, 1985

Dr Geoffrey Stanford is an ecologist from Ipswich who sees himself as "saving Texas for the Texans." Whicker looks at Dallas through the eyes of a butler, Stuart Heasman ("I want to merge, to blend - but with my accent it's impossible"), and David Cotterill, Maitre d' at the Mansion Hotel on Turtle Creek where a glass of champagne costs $25. One Brit has both merged and made money: his Union Jack Stores in Dallas and Houston offer the homosexual market the latest and tightest in jeans and T-shirts - "England's like a foreign country to me now..."