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Blood Harvest (1x378)

: 30, 2022

Many movies feature clowns, but Blood Harvest carves out bold new territory by making the clown sinister and creepy! Of course, the clown is played by Tiny Tim (ukulele & adult diaper enthusiast, not the little wiener from A Christmas Carol) so he’d be creepy even without the makeup. When Jill returns from college to find her house vandalized and her parents missing she does what anybody would do in this situation: invite her boyfriend over to get busy! He seems pretty chill with The Marvelous Mervo constantly lurking about the premises, so it’s no surprise that he winds up dead faster than you can say "Now he’s got that to worry about.” As the bodies stack up, Jill confronts subtle signs that she might be the next victim, such as when the killer places an enormous jug of blood in her fridge. This is one clown who won’t cram it, unless “it” is a knife he’s cramming into your chest! Directed with all the nuance and tact you’d expect from the man who gave us The Giant Spider Invasion