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Max Havoc: Ring of Fire (1x364)

: 11, 2022

Yes, Maximilian Hierynomus Havoc is off to Seattle, a city that appears in the MLB playoffs about as often as Guam. He very quickly runs afoul of a hotel magnate played by former “Guy Who Stood Near Teri Hatcher” Dean Cain. Here at RiffTrax, we understand that “bulldozing an orphanage” is often used as shorthand to describe how big a villain someone is, but Dean Cain’s plan here is to literally bulldoze an orphanage. Helping him along is Karate Kid 3’s Martin Kove, who apparently loves to play wingman to cartoonishly evil rich guys with oh-so-punchable hairstyles.