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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's (2009x254)


: 08, 2009

Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.

  • : 2008
  • : 25
  • : 33
  • IFC
  • 22