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Halloween Resurrection Review Rant by WWAM (2012x140)

: 07, 2012

We review or rant on Halloween Resurrection or Halloween 8 or Busta Rhymes origin story. What a piece of flaming dog doo this was! Join us on a journey to horror movie sequel land nobody wants to go on. The kind where rappers take on Michael Myers and win. Directed by Rick Rosenthal who shows us the movie we would have seen in Halloween II had Jon Carpenter not stopped him. We review the blu ray for Halloween 8 as part of us reviewing the entire Halloween series as an ode to Michael Myers and Halloween itself. But damn was this hard to sit through again. It sucks. After Michael finishes off the batcrap crazy Lorie Strode he wants to go home and sit in his basement and eat rats. But Busta Rhymes and Tyra Banks and their reality TV show wants to send a bunch of crappy actors (in real life and in the movie) into the Michael Myers home to look around with cameras. So he must kill them. Woo-ha woo-ha I got you all a check. Whats your favorite rapper turned actor? Worst? I gotta go with Busta Rhymes or Ja Rule. Poor Steven Seagal.