Naked News

2018-04-06 (2018x82)

: 06, 2018

Hello and welcome to Naked News everyone! I'm Madison Banes... And I'm Shannon Blake! As Naked News anchors we're always trying to wear as little as possible, but let me ask you Madison, what are some major fashion faux pas in your book? Well, guest anchor Krysta wanted to survey the public and see what some of THEIR faux pas were. Here she is now, Naked In The Street. First, Ben Carson ruined the expression “It's not brain surgery.” Now, Flat Earther “Mad” Mike Hughes has successfully ruined “It's not rocket science.” Despite being in denial about the one thing you would expect every “rocket scientist” to agree on, the 61-year-old Hughes finally managed to take off in a steam-powered rocket he built in his garage! I've got to admit, pretty impressive... though probably not high enough to see the curve of the Earth, which Hughes is still denying! But at least he seems to have made his peace with gravity!