Achievement Hunter - Let's Play

Let's Watch - Slime Rancher (2016x35)

: 12, 2016

Six o' five am - Farmer Ryan wakes up, unusually late for a farmer of his caliber. Takes a shower. Puts on his ranchin' pants. Grabs his sucky-blowy gun and heads outside. He checks on the crop. No plorts? Of course not. Farmer Ryan hasn't taken the time to shoot carrots into the mouths of his imprisoned slime at 60 miles per hour. Or feed the poops of exotic slime to his little pinkies so they make exotic poops too. Farmer Ryan is a good farmer, no doubt about it. But Farmer Ryan certainly doesn't understand farming. Maybe one day, but certainly not today. Maybe Geoff, Michael, and Jeremy can explain the life and times of Farmer Ryan? No. Clearly not.