Open Haus

Our SEX SHOP? (2015x21)

: 07, 2015

I really hope you guys had a great weekend, and I'd like to apologize for not having a video yesterday. See, this weekend was the 4th of July - a national holiday here in American that celebrates the creation of our country. Let me explain that for all you freedom-hating commies that weren't #blessed enough to be born in the Greatest Country There Has Ever Been or Ever Shall Be: HOT DAMN! CAR SALES! FIREWORKS! HOTDOGS AND BURGERS!! GRILL THAT SHIT! GET OUTSIDE AND HAVE A PICNIC, BITCHES! HIT THE BEACH OR THE LAKE, GO SWIMMING! KILL AND EAT AN ANIMAL, PREFERABLY A COW!!! THROW SOME TEA INTO THE OCEAN, FOOLS!! MURDER A REDCOAT! GET YOU SOME LIBERTY, SNORT IT UP YOUR NOSE AND RUN THE HELL AROUND NAKED BECAUSE THE USA IS A-OK!!! I think that pretty much sums up what we did last weekend.