Open Haus

We Are CRIMINALS? (2015x20)

: 30, 2015

Look, I know no one else on the Funhaus staff reads these descriptions, so I'm just going to use this one to issue totally unreasonable Executive Fiats. 1) From now on, this show shall be called Joel Haus. I HAVE SPOKEN 2) All questions, answers, photoshops, songs, and other intellectual property created or generated by Joel Haus are the sole property of Joel Rubin. I HAVE SPOKEN 3) Also, all cast members appearing on Joel Haus are now Joel Rubin's immediate subordinates. I HAVE SPOKEN 4) The primary purpose of Joel Haus is now to Make It Rain dolla dolla bills on or around Joel Rubin. I HAVE SPOKEN 5) Same as above, but also with babes. I HAVE SPOKEN 6) Wait, why is Adam coming over to my desk? Hey Adam, what's up? 7) Oh, nothing...just writing the descripti-- hey. HEY, get away from my keyboard. 8) STOP. ADAM. ADAM PLS PLS ADAM NO 9) SKJHKJHKH#(#*(#^#$$##^&@&^ 10) 11) 12) Open Haus will be resuming next week. ADAM HAS SPOKEN