Pete Hegseth scouts troops with the ideal waist-to-height ratio for speech-prop duty, while Kash Patel defends looser FBI hiring standards with a suspiciously gentle line on bestiality. Josh Johnson covers Don Jr.’s Russian-funded wedding, as Don Jr.’s new wife clarifies it wasn’t all a bribe—just half. Ronny Chieng heads to a Canadian bar in New York to ask America’s northern neighbors how they feel about the unhinged bully downstairs, from Trump’s tariffs to 51st-state talk, inspiring the politest “f**k off” imaginable. Colin Kaepernick joins Johnson to discuss The Perilous Fight, 10 years since his anthem protest, why activism keeps society working, and what we risk by doing nothing.
