Percy and Anastasia tease Kevin one too many times during a game of scrabble and he sinks into a deep and endless pool of rage and despair. Kevin's just about had it so he goes off to hang around the warehouses at the waterfront to get jimmied-up on cough-syrup. Kevin is kidnapped by a group of strange men, who are the con artist producers of all those putrid boy-bands and Kevin becomes known as ""The Angry Loner"" boy in the band WEB54U.
