The elevator at Nippon TV never comes at all → wondering why that is → when I go into a family restaurant... → when I go to a convenience store... → 35−17 is the hardest subtraction in the world → the theory that pitchers are the strongest → Shohei Ohtani vs. a gorilla → Shohei Ohtani vs. Tokugawa Ieyasu → Aren’t you going for a full medical checkup? → I became claustrophobic because of Gaki-tsuka → I can’t handle MRIs because of my claustrophobia → I’ve had my head smacked by Hamada for over 30 years → There’s no way I can lose at after-the-fact rock–paper–scissors
