* Jack meets Valerie Jane Turpett
* Opening titles
* Cinema sketch (featuring Calum Gilhooley)
* 'Just an Ordinary Guy' (song)
* Adverts
* Little Girl – The Queen
* Nice Family – Death of a Hamster
* Don & George – Hamster Cage
* Adverts
* Don & George – Hamster Cage
* Death
* Questions at an American Immigration Desk
* Death
* Bert Bastard – Rowing Boat
* Denzil & Gwynedd
* The Commisionaire – Taxi
* Closing Credits
