* Opening titles
* Don & George – Savings
* 'Schedule-D Man
* Gwyn – Sellotape
* Don & George – Donan & Georgeman
* Bert Bastard – Cup of tea
* Posh couple – waking up
* Bert Bastard – Cheese and biscuits
* Piano Man – 'Just Ask Me' (song)
* Don & George – Donan & Georgeman
* Adverts
* Little Girl – Government
* Calum Gilhooley – Directions
* On The Lavtory with Frank Hovis – Farting
* Stoneybridge – charity pop single
* Closing credits
