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By the late 70s, Studio 54 was the only club in the world where you could listen to Alan Alda give a passionate lecture on the Equal Rights Amendment while watching Liza Minelli tug off half the cast of Welcome Back Kotter.

Pretty soon there's gonna be a whole lot of confused moms out there wondering why their perfect little miracle angels shriek with terror every time they see a pair of pants with belt loops.

Mark Wahlberg wanted to dig deep into his Boston roots for his role in The Departed, but sadly producers couldn't find two Vietnamese men willing to be blinded for scale.

Once, a few years ago, Jacob's Magnum condom tore under the strain of his considerate yet determined lovemaking. Nine months later his girlfriend gave birth to a shrieking litter of Gundam models and gently used copy of Truce at Bakura.

Benjamin Franklin also proposed the creation of a simpler alphabet, removing redundant letters and adding a few of his own. When asked why he felt this was necessary, Franklin mumbled something incomprehensible beneath the heaving breasts of several aged French prostitutes.

You Zoomers haven't lived until you've spent an entire afternoon downloading a single fake nude pic of Sarah Michelle Gellar, wedged between some nerd playing Everquest and a wrongly accused woman on the run, desperately trying to clear her name.

If it weren't for Ronald Reagan swimming across the Bering Sea and personally banging the collectivist ideology out of every Soviet citizen, we'd all be slurping borsht right about now.

To get into Studio 54 in those days it was either make out with Bowie or listen to Dali talk about surrealist automatism and mustache wax for like the millionth time. You'd be puckering up too.

Everybody looooves Super Smash Bros. But I punch a few gorillas off of a cliff and suddenly I'm not allowed to see my kids anymore.

This is the longest Jacob has been outside since the day his tiny reed basket washed up on the steps of the Funhaus offices all those years ago.

For those of you who are new to professional wrestling, the "Attitude Era" was defined mostly by performers donning a lot of black clothing and gimmicky makeup before killing their entire family and themselves.

In the bleak futuristic hellscape of Omikron City, only two impressions remain: a passable David Bowie, and a pretty offensive French stereotype.