Feathers and Toast

On her mission to save the world, Tallulah invites Marge to co host, attempting to both appease her producer's request for a collaboration and, more importantly, to position herself as a contender for a Nobel peace prize. Needless to say a fragile woman on the brink wasn't what her producer had in mind.

As Tallulah attempts to show the viewers a recipe to inspire calm, her own zen is severely tested when Marge unexpectedly shows up. As Marge's star rises Tallulah is obliged to remind her that she wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for her. When Diego turns his flirtatious eye to the now glowing Marge, Tallulah is forced to ask "this hasn't suddenly become the Marge show has it?"

Left high and dry by Fed Ex Man, Tallulah is forced into eating humble pie in an attempt to win Holster back. With the assistance of Marge, the cancan dancer and the wayward mime she has a lot riding on a simple poached egg.

In an effort to find inner peace, Tallulah attempts to stew rhubarb with her eyes closed, going inwards. Unbeknownst to her, a mime from Burbank is mimicking her every move. Yet another desperate and misguided attempt by Holster to increase ratings.

Tallulah attempts to bring high art into the cooking show by wearing pearls and her best hat but finds herself pushed to the brink when her efforts are thwarted by a scantily clad cancan dancer. Possibly from Canada.

Determined to appeal to the high brow, cinema savvy audience, Tallulah gives a nod to the silent movie era as she prepares an authentic tomato soup sandwich recipe from the 1920s, in a melodramatic style, only to find herself upstaged by a cat.

Concerned for the left handed people of the world, Tallulah dedicates the entire episode to the plight of the left handed and makes a perfect banana sandwich using only her left hand.

Flying high on the possibility of having found romance with a twitter follower, Tallulah mindlessly chucks chopped up vegetables into a pita bread pocket as she talks, quite forgetting to give a recipe at all.