Chris P. Duck

Chris finds a lost phone and immediately becomes best friends with it. Tracey wants to kill it before it's human host shows up and destroys them all.

Tracey is feeling great after dumping her boyfriend. Chris refuses to believe she's ok and forces her through his terrible Five Stages of Grief counseling plan.

Roger hatches a plan to create his own child slave workforce by getting Chris to incubate some grocery store eggs.

Roger inadvertently invents capitalism and becomes the island's all-powerful bread mogul. Things rapidly fall apart when he appoints Chris as his head of finances.

Tracey tricks Chris into thinking he's communing with an angel in order to get him to run her errands. Unfortunately, Chris is such a charismatic prophet that he quickly becomes the centre of a cult.

Hijacking Chris' following, Roger appoints himself the Grand Leader of the island and mercilessly exploits its inhabitants. Tracey is forced to reveal her dark secret.