Your Favorite Martian

Alien (Unplugged) (1x39)

Uitzenddatum: Aug 01, 2012

Planet Earth I need a friend 'Cause I'm on the outside looking in I'm an Alien I'm just an Alien Feeling lost but never found, 'Til I found myself being pushed around. I'm an Alien Yes, I'm an Alien Have ever you felt left out of the group, excluded? Given the boot when you knew you should have been a shoo-in? Like some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your life With a curse but worse He brought his whole damn crew in And now it's high noon And you're a target to shoot at This school's a battlefield No wonder you're truant! They alway look at you and They boo at what youre doing And you go off like a bomb At the Olympics in Munich. Nah, you're just an extraterrestrial, Less than respectable You'll never get to get the girl You're just a jester at the festival I guess it'd be acceptable, To peg your head with vegetables And kick you in the testicles And best of all let you know That you're a filthy dog And you'll never be best in show So why the abuse? 'Cause all a bully needs is another excuse Planet Earth I need a friend 'Cause Im on the outside looking in I'm an Alien I'm just an Alien Feeling lost but never found, 'Til I found myself being pushed around I'm an Alien Yes, I'm an Alien I'mma be honest, it gets better I promise So don't let them ground you down To a pound of sawdust Stay on stage the longest 'til the gong hits And everybody comments on their fondness Of your polish and your overall knowledge Remain calmest and abolish your modesty 'Cause honestly you gotta be positive You're a prodigy! You show the world That you're not one to mess with It's a broken home That makes these bastards aggressive You can expect to get rejected Neglected, stripped, naked and Tested until they reckon You feel terrible because nothing is comparable Violence ain't the answer But the pain is unbearable You're nice and jaded from being isolated Now you coast through life feeling twice as hated So why t