The two pinnacles of human technological achievement, lightsabers and Segways, together at last. When history looks back at our quaint little era, it will focus on two things, the two most outstanding technological achievements of mankind: Segways and lightsabers. Segways are the chariots of the modern age, and lightsabers are the sabers of the modern age. Why hasn't anyone thought to combine them? Well, we have. We have thought to combine them into a genius new sport called Sabersegging that we here at VICE magazine have invented. Copyright: us. Step 1 was inventing this genius game (done), and step 2 was sending VICE correspondent Jason Crombie off to become the first Sabersegger ever in existence. Take it away, Crombo.
