Here's a little Funhaus PSA for all you youngsters about to go to Vegas for the first time: Your friend Tyler does NOT have a "system" for Roulette. I don't care if his cousin Brayden won like $600 last time he was there. It's a goddamn wheel. You might as well have a system for coin flipping or pulling names out of a hat. Just spend that money on Carrot Top tickets or a bag of really shitty blow like the rest of us. Cue the "The More You Know" graphic!
