My mom chose to deliver me by a rarely performed type of C-Section. She just smoked a pack of Camels and drank a six pack of Coors and out I came!

Let's be honest. The best any Funhaus member could hope for in an apocalypse is a brief but eventful life as a limbless pleasure torso.

You know, I give the French a lot of sh*t around here for being contemptuous, humorless, chain-smoking adulterers, but to be fair I've actually interacted with French people. Follow Us On Social:

James prays to a framed still of Crud Bungo every night before shooting his ass full of silverback pre-cum or whatever he's using these days to get a pump on.

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Congratulations to Pat DiFazio of Saugus, Massachusetts for picking Jason Biggs in our "Which Irrelevant Celebrity Will the Gang Skewer Next" pool!

Almost no waist. Cans the size of yoga balls. And the face of a melted Kris Jenner wax statue. In other words, perfect.

Check out all the Sims body mods too nightmarish for the masses.

Does anybody know if there's an easier way to get spider powers, because I'm running out of uncles to watch slowly die in my arms.

We mod Cyberpunk 2077 to within an inch of its breaking point. Plus, nude trains.

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