Licensed Sex Shop / Opening Titles / Announcements / News of the Week / Train Strike / Gastropod Link / Loving Me, Loving You by Steve Gibbons Band / Announcements, and Competition Results / Bedtime Story / Nutty Norman Hat / Commercial Break / Strip Poker / A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Reggae Party / SAS Retraining Office / Algernon Razzamatazz / Beat Your Brains Out / Cheap Air Travel / Drowning in Berlin by Mobiles / Charlie the Monkey / A Fine Romance / French Shaver Advert / Spit the Dog / Pop-up Toaster by Alexei Sayle / Commercials / Alcoholics Anonymous / Have I the Right by Honeycombs / The BPITA Award, and Announcements / Bob in a Barrel / The Greatest Show on Legs / Weekend Wind-up, and Closing Credits /
