Tennis '82 / Opening Titles / News of the Week / Bus Stop Sketch / Public Telephone Box Sketch / Restless by Gillan / Gillan Competition, and Competition Result / Joshua Yarlog / Commercial Break / A Criminal Office of Information Film / Corporal Punishment Sketch / Kama Sutra Rides Again (cartoon) by Bob Godfrey / Beat Your Brains Out / Julia in The Sun / Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel / The BPITA Award / Alexei Sayle / Randyberg Advert / Count Custard / Telephone Answering Machine Sketch / Commercial Break / Copper / Toy Box Tales / Weekend Wind-up with Joshua Yarlog / New Orleans by Gillan, and Closing Credits /
