Borderlands is an experimental film that attempts to fit as many dumb cliches, bad tropes, and stale action into a single film as possible. But there is hope, the prophecy speaks of a single mouth-breather with so little going on upstairs they will honestly enjoy the Borderlands movie. Are YOU the drooling moron of legend? Comment below with "duhhhhh" or "guhhhhh" to fulfill your destiny.
