CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing
Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton.
Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk.
ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.
