Fans of the Week: Halifax - decided Geoff Horsefield is their best player ever. Score in Feed the Goat: Two.
Footballer Guest: Steve Froggatt (Coventry)
Other Guests: Philip Olivier and Paul Byatt (both on Brookie and both Liverpool fans)
On the Phone: -Les Ferdinand (Spurs) -Rob Nichols (Middlesbrough fanzine)
Footballing Phono Nono's 1. Chelsea really are in trouble 2. Vieira indiscipline 3. Venables to Boro 4. Rangers are back 5. Dave Beckham
Soccerette: Called Cheryl, age 18, 5 foot 2, from Farnbrough, supports West Ham.
Can He Kick It? Guest: Tony Cascarino (ex Villa, Celtic, Chelsea etc and, ahem, Ireland) Could He Kick It? Yes - amazing shot down the middles.
