"Holy f***ing sh*t! Did you guys see that f***ing battlefield?! There were like, what? Forty, fifty thousand dead and wounded motherf***ers just baking out there? Jesus Sh*t-stained Christ that was tough to look at. I know this f***ing war is important and all, but god damn, you c***suckers are nuts!"
Abraham Lincoln (Original opening lines, Gettysburg Address)
