* Opening titles
* Don & George – Medical
* Very Bad Swimmers Indeed
* Car alarm revenge
* Denzil & Gwynedd – Lecture
* Tour Guide
* Clive Merson – Dead man's charity work
* Adverts
* Restaurant – order
* Lobster run over by car
* Gwyn
* Restaurant – running out of food
* Systems Analysts fan in Nightclub
* 'Systems Analysts' (song)
* On the Lavatory with Frank Hovis – Taxi
* Plumbers
* Closing credits
