* Opening titles
*Protest – 'We're quite comfortably off'/'We don't know
* Don & George
* Gwyn
* Don & George – Buying Wallpaper and Sofa
* Shop salesmen runs to the next sketch
* Doctor sketch
* Shop salesman runs back from Doctor sketch to Don & George sketch
* Don & George – Buying a Sofa
* Board meeting with stunt doubles
* Adverts
* Putting Children To Use
* Gwyn
* Partings – how to get on in life
* Old lady's driving test – identifying road signs
* Ransom tape
* Don & George – Buying a Sofa
* Gwyn
* The Commissionaire – Explosive Postcard
* Adverts
* Queen's Inspection
* Dinner Party – Regards
* Gwyn
* Little Girl – Having a Baby
* Nice Family – Travel agent
* Closing credits
