Katie Holmes (Parker) feels trapped in her relationship with Tom Cruise; Bae Sung (Lee) annoys John Madden (Caliendo) during a football game; the Blind Kung Fu Master (Lee) tries to save an old woman (Gaither) from jive-talking muggers (Barinholtz and Peele); the Superstitious Knights (Key, Peele) break hexes at a casino; a parody of Laguna Beach; Michael Rapaport stars in a gritty Abraham Lincoln bioseries on HBO; the author of a home remedy book (McDonald) lies his way through his sales pitch during an infomercial; Steven Cragg helps make a wish come true for a woman's elderly uncle -- with disastrous results.
