Aaaaand we're back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to justice. Later, they help someone brainstorm how to break up with a duck. Plus, a follow-up with a superhero-loving dad.

The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend's family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend's Q-tip obsession.

Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings.

The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, which is regularly interrupted by an old woman shouting explicit insults.

The guys are joined by special guest Michael Cera for a special deluxe episode. First, they help a mild-mannered office worker discourage his neighbors from hot tubbing in the nude. Next, they problem-solve a parenting dilemma with a mom whose daughter likes her alter-ego better than her. Last, they help a hopeless romantic with a knack for finding sentimental letters return an intimate love note to its original owner.

For this special Thursday bonus episode, the guys honor their friend, the great Biff Wiff, who passed away last week with a new intro and a re-release of Biff Wiff's time as a guest helper. Jake and Gareth try to get Biff to buy in on the premise of the show, in this case, helping a caller whose wife still calls her parents mommy and daddy, from Ep. 64: A Prince Among Rats.

The guys help a veteran who is being bullied by her son's librarian. Later, they help a caller brainstorm alternatives to his wife's favorite sexy nickname. Plus, an update from the owners of two giant inflatable pigs from Ep. 121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg).

On this bonus episode, Jake and Gareth address the Pod War by reluctantly sharing a recent video showing Lamorne's true nature, and the guys watch leaked footage showing the disturbing relationship between Lamorne and Kyle (Keith?) on The Lamorning After. But truly, the guys would like to bury the hatchet, and in honor of their good pal, they are re-releasing two all-time classic Lamorne helper episodes. First, a caller is afraid her friends saw her having too much fun on the couch while cat-sitting. Later, the guys record a maid-of-honor toast.

Jake and Gareth help a caller create an epic sendoff for a beloved treehouse. Later, the guys go back to college and help a house of senior girls whose neighbors won't stop pissing on their window. Plus, a heartbreaking follow-up to the saga of Gandalf the Duck (from Ep. 143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy).

The guys help a caller process the Hellish discovery that his mom's boyfriend has received a penile implant. Later, they help an employee at a non-profit tactfully redirect a strange donor's generosity. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 24: Suffer in a Nice Way with Johnny Bananas.

Jake and Gareth welcome special guest Katie Nolan (Casuals Podcast) for this bonus episode. First, they try to get a caller more time with her niece by "brownmailing" her sister. Later, they weigh in on the pettiest 30 for 30 of all time.

The guys help a caller whose girlfriend has unknowingly been using her lady parts exfoliating glove. Later, they help a cat owner process the fact that her animal has found a new home. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 24: Suffer in a Nice Way with Johnny Bananas.

For this bonus re-release, the guys turn to their friend Max Greenfield, who has had multiple memorable stints on the show. First, they help a caller determine if his twin brother is circumcised. Later, they counsel a mom about a gecko conundrum. Last, they hear from a caller determined to destroy a watermelon using only his thighs.

Jake and Gareth discover a caller was not 100% honest about her reasons for calling in-- but they solve her problem anyway. Later, they help a caller care for a surprise foster fish.

Zach Cherry joins the show and immediately pitches a full Doubtfire. Later, the guys help a 22 year old manage the drunk alter-ego who eats her roommates' food.

Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to keep a caller's dad from approaching her at the gym. Later, things get personal when a caller needs help navigating her husband's new martial arts hobby. Plus, an update on Ep. 146 "Filthy Granny."

Gareth picks two of his favorite calls for this bonus re-release. First, the guys are joined by Andy Samberg, who helps a caller confront an anonymous rock star who never flushes. Later, Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to stop a caller's coworker from taking off her shoes in the office. Spoiler: Parmesan.

Jake and Gareth help a caller kick some distant relatives off her bowling team. Later, a Kiwi calls in with a nosy jogger problem. Plus, the Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread goes global.

Jake and Special Helper Justin Long help a caller from New Orleans with a memaw who loves to shop online. Later, a caller tries to convince the guys, and his friends, that he doesn't have a foot fetish.

Gareth and Jake help a caller discourage her mother-in-law from speaking Spanish on a family trip to Spain. Later, things take a turn when a caller tries to get her husband on board with her alter-ego, Bobo the Clown. Plus, a second follow-up from Ep. 86 "Seeing Past the Piggies."

For this re-release episode, Jake picks a call and two follow-ups from one of his favorite callers: Mr. H, an English teacher and king of the Hot lake.

Jake and Gareth help a caller Wig-gle her way out of a workplace dilemma. Plus, a story from Eric Edelstein and the epic follow-up to Episode 153 "PFF," featuring the return of guest helper Katie Nolan.