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Tom and Jon: The Tale of Despereaux (4x449)
Ημερομηνία προβολής: Ιαν 30, 2011
The Tale of Despereaux (or "ToD", as it's known by its fan) is an award-winning* tale of a loveable** mouse on a quest to restore sunlight, rain, and soup to his troubled kingdom***. Also, it's stupid. Following are a list of awards which ToD should have won:
Best Movie to Introduce the Concept of "Being Eaten by Rats" to Your Four Year Old
Most Faithful Rendering of a Lousy Book or Book Series to a Lousier Movie Since Battlefield Earth
Best Miscasting of High-Caliber Actors and Actresses Since Judi Dench Starred Opposite Vin Diesel
Lamest Character Names _NOT_ in a George Lucas Movie
Most Obvious Bid to get Children to Eat Soup!
If you want to sit down and watch a painful movie, or if you just really hate your kids, pick up a copy of The Tale of Despereaux today! If you would then like to salvage your dignity, sanity, or family cohesion, listen to this iRiff while watching the movie!
- Πρώτη προβολή: Ιαν 2006
- Επεισόδια: 1879
- Ακόλουθοι: 13
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- National Geographic
- Παρασκευή στο 17