Upon becoming stranded on a desert planet, KFC, a female paratrooper goes in search of food. However, attempting to eat things she discovers on the planet only pushes her closer to death. That is until she happens upon a pack of "sand whales," giant worm-like creatures that burrow beneath the earth and travel at great speeds. Recognizing these creatures as a viable meal, she attempts to capture one but is unable to keep up with their speed. After giving up her pursuit, KFC is forced to settle for a can of "Green Peace" (green peas).

While searching the planet, KFC finally stumbles upon a lone sand whale, which nearly kills her after she engages it. After laughing at her failure, the pack of sand whales flee, with KFC giving chase. However, she is once again unable to keep up with their speed and is forced to settle for another can of "Green Peace."