The boys have been rebirthed back into the workforce after tours and vacations - and found a way to observe a day early.

Watch as Henry's video selections age Ed roughly 30 years over the course of the episode - but how will guest host Amber Nelson fare?

Ed programs his own music festival, Marcus has covid, and Henry encourages less Holden from Holden. Nothing got redacted this time... but Patreon subscribers can raise a ruckus in chat and vote and experience the sorts of things that get redacted LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Staff Picks turns 10. And if we all did our jobs right, your eyeballs will feel like they smoked a carton of cigarettes by the end of this episode. Patreon subscribers can participate in important polls about Monkey Baby Bon Bon and watch the episode LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Oh and also celebrity impersonations, Turkish aliens, and blue jean merchandising opportunities. It's all really delightful. Patreon subscribers can see monkey breasts LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

The boys have returned to home soil - and Henry has a few questions for restless spirts out there. Patreon subscribers can bear witness to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Henry and Marcus assembled their Goblin coalitions to face off at the livestream ballot box. And the content surprisingly turned out to be far less disturbing than other recent... results. Patreon subscribers can bear witness to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

The boys went and had themselves a post-election exorcism... under the banner of HAM. Patreon subscribers can bear witness to tag-team RFK Jr impersonations LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

What video casts the deepest, darkest shadow on your soul? And/or makes you laugh until you fart? The LPN staff have given you many options. Patreon subscribers can request pizza LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

It's a night of pure cinema with the boys... as they endure Müjdat Gezen's triumph of IP infringement: HOMOTI. Patreon subscribers can experience full alien puncture LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Marcus' Mandate inadvertently peels back another layer of suspicion around an already unsavory case of rat morphing. Plus: a hernia. Patreon subscribers can experience this hard-hitting investigative journalism LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Do you know what you saw? Are you sure? We don't care - It's Henry's absolutely not serious nothing going on here mandate. We're just having some fun. Patreon subscribers can experience no revelations whatsoever LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Ed enters 2025 shout out of a damn cannon. Patreon subscribers can experience python roadkill LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

The LPN staff has survived flaming winds, wretched air quality, and everyday existential dread to bring both YOU and the boys a new crop of retina-searing videos. Patreon subscribers can subject themselves to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Marcus has a few bones to pick. And we are all collateral damage. Patreon subscribers can subject themselves to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Henry gathers us all into his bosom to remember simpler times online. Originally aired LIVE on Patreon. Subscribers can subject themselves to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT - and make comments in chat that bring the gift of laughter into our little livestream studio.

Ed just wanted to revel in some innocent fun. But Marcus was ready to go after a world record with ill intent. Patreon subscribers can subject themselves to this filth LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

This one's for the DUDES. DUDES of all genders. If you do not wish to remain a DUDE, legally binding 1-Day DUDE Passes are issued when playing this episode. Patreon subscribers can witness a RAW, NO-HOLDS BARRED show that starts without mic audio LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

What would you do if an LPN staffer picked out a video and you watched it on the internet... and some things came up that made you feel really lousy? Patreon subscribers can witness career death LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

You don't. You just don't. But we did. And so did Dobby. And clown grandma too. Patreon subscribers can witness 25 more frames of mod foot LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

*(With Feeling Really Bad). Henry has prepared you a mandate free of bright spots. Come, take your vitamins. See the world for what it is. Also: some virtuoso celebrity impersonations. Patreon subscribers can take in a muscle man's agressive sex pantomime with the original copyrighted background music intact LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

Please join us to review some archival footage of a young ham enthusiast swearing off recreational substances. It wouldn't be right to fully deprive you of the redacted (for copyright) Italian Disco video: • Bruno Lauzi - Il Vecchiaccio (1981) Patreon subscribers can witness happy donkeys and spry Italian seniors LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT / lastpodcastontheleft

Congratulations: you lived to see the 14th installment of STAFF PICKS. Maybe you'll see an employee-submitted video that delights you. Maybe you'll be upset that they won't make you throw up in your hat this time. Maybe. Valerio’s Day Out: • Valerio's Day Out Redacted Romanians: • Sandu Ciorba - Pe cimpoi Patreon subscribers can clear copyright hurdles with great ease LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT

What's wrong with it? You can't have it. Do you understand? How does it relate to butts? Christian ducks? Partially redacted rock blocks? A vigorous massage? Marcus' Mandate will reveal both everything and nothing. Patreon subscribers clear music copyright hurdles with great ease LIVE & uncut every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT / lastpodcastontheleft

DON'T EVEN THINK about setting foot in here if you don't want your GUT BUSTED. Patreon subscribers get their GUTS BUSTED and thank us for it LIVE & uncut each and every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT / lastpodcastontheleft

The deadly seriousness has seemingly melted away from Henry's UFO content this time around. Some are saying this is of higher quality. Less confrontational. Constipated. More honking. Have a watch and see what you think? Patreon subscribers get honked LIVE & uncut each and every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT / lastpodcastontheleft

Ed's Hamdate is for EVERYONE. Himself. Marcus. Jackie. Drunks. Egg swallowers. Cat balls. Birds. Animals murdered by birds. Coyotes. Bobcats. Kevin. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. EVERYONE. Patreon subscribers get in-depth butthole LIVE & uncut each and every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT / lastpodcastontheleft

The last time they were let out of their kennels, the staff was collectively accused of going soft. Take a wild guess at how they responded. Patreon subscribers get flapping dong LIVE & uncut each and every Tuesday at 9p ET / 6p PT / lastpodcastontheleft