Kill Your Lawn

Joey and Al are back to lay waste to the cookie cutter lawns of America; but first, they'll have to confront the ghost of Belmont Gardens if they want any chance of helping a creative Chicago couple.

Lawn killing missionaries convert a neuroscientist couple, inspiring them to recontour their front yard by removing invasive species and planting a color palette of native flowering plants.

Bumbling Chicago mobsters whack a lawn, then hunt for the rarest wildflower in Illinois: the elusive Kankakee mallow, which is perfect for planting in the suburb of La Grange Park.

A boy surrounded by native plants becomes secretly lawn curious; when his parents find out, his punishment fits the crime, benefitting new neighbors with an invasive plant problem.

A bucolic neighborhood is turned upside down when an image of St. Anthony appears on a lawn; with the help of divine inspiration, Joey and Al push a hesitant landscaper out of his comfort zone.

Father Derek enlists Joey and Al to re-wild his church's expansive lawn, which suffers a savage attack by an ornery crab fisherman.

Joey and Al have a guy who rips out the grass and non-native plants in the Edgewater neighborhood of Chicago; the addition of synthetic turf sidetracks the prairie ecosystem.

Joey and Al pose as lawn care scam artists to remove turf in Silver Spring, Maryland, where the homeowner uses cardboard and trash bags to help with the transformation.