The Roach Approach

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!

Live with Pat Roach for a word on how every day is a fucking holiday, and we hear from YOU for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 9, 2021!

Welcome back to The Roach Approach! Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day! Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.

The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.

TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.

Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach! Pat and Mike are in and live (on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy) to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE DANCING? From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2021.

Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers!

No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day! Hey, anyone hungry?

It's Drink Fucking Wine Day! Let's settle the fuck back with a glass of wine or ten and milk the shit out of a new fucking Roach Approach!

It's Final Approach Friday! Let's get together with our best fucking friends in the Roach Nest and take some fucking calls! From the LIVE BROADCAST on Feb 19th, 2021. (FUCK YES THE LIVE BUTTON WORKED)

It's Motivational Fucking Monday and Pat's got ankles, nutsacks, and assholes on the brain! Now get fucking motivated! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 22nd, 2021.

It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.

Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. (Pat is feeling better now!)

Pat's feeling better and his shit is cleaned up, so get your taints in fucking gear because it's time for ANOTHER! FUCKING! ROACH! APPROACH! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb. 25th, 2021.

It's Final Approach Friday! The Boys are here and the phone lines are open, so let's take some calls with bacon and a liquor drink, only on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 26th, 2021.