T1J
Hi, it's the1janitor. Kevin, if you prefer that (2011x22)
Udgivelsesdato: Jun 13, 2011
I do some weird rambly mixture of vlogging and rapping or spoken word or whatever you want to call it.
Hi its the1janitor. kevin if you prefer that
I vlog every few days but I do the occasional nerd rap
the essence is, I'm not really into spreading messages
I prefer trivia and philosophy and geeky references
Like Sylvanas Windrunner and Ice-type trainer Lorelei
master swords, blaster cords, Picard there are four lights.
you know that sort of thing. but please don't let me digress
I want you to get to know me, so just take all you can digest
I just had a birthday and that makes me twenty six
I'm just regular guy, I like funny pics and slutty chicks
wait wait I take that back, I guess there might be babies watching
according to YouTube insight, there's not many ladies watching
I should vlog shirtles, abs showing, you aint near ready
First I guess I gotta get rid of this beer belly
I like sandwiches and chess, and i use poor grammar knowingly
my favorite color is orange, but green is starting to grow on me
i only drink beer and water, and only wear black socks
and the only reason I own a TV is for Xbox.
I don't pay for cable cuz I think most shows are stupid.
it's like teenage bros and new kids and girls who think clothes are useless
but I'm just letting you into myworld, that why I chose to do this.
I support local music and I wish I could throw hadoukens.
Im a libertarian socially and liberal economically.
I think most american politicians could use a frontal lobotomy
I used to be a music snob, but now I get down with some butt shakin
People say I make blunt statements, and i love bacon
I love Kill Bill, tarantino fan, hardcore
and I love the matrix as much as other people like star wars
I love Kubrick too. Clockwork creeped the shit outta me
and I want to thank the Academy for that lesson in anatomy
and I'm sorry for all this rambling, it's too easy to switch tangents
i keep getting distracted by videos of kids tantrums
but
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