Aaaaand we're back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to justice. Later, they help someone brainstorm how to break up with a duck. Plus, a follow-up with a superhero-loving dad.

The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend's family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend's Q-tip obsession.

Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings.

The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, which is regularly interrupted by an old woman shouting explicit insults.